in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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