On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Im part way to drunk.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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