Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Everyone says I win the strip club
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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