If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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