Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just invented taco cereal.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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