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  come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.

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• Challenge accepted.

  Submitted by JayRock on Aug 3, 11 at 10:48am

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• you say that now, but lets revisit after the 4th bottle.

  Submitted by detroitNYCimport on Aug 3, 11 at 6:34pm

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• No but as long as the two of you have sex and I get to watch than I'm willing to take one for the team!

  Submitted by hacker201 on Aug 3, 11 at 11:43am

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• Yes, 'cause drinking with your friends is never any fun at all. Seriously, guys? Why do you assume that a guy can't just have friends who are women without it being a fake friendship in the hopes of having sex with the women? I have friends. I have fun drinking with my friends. Some of the friends are women. Show some sense, people.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 3, 11 at 2:15pm

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• If his wildest dreams are of drinking nasty bubbly shit

  Submitted by POOPPY on Aug 3, 11 at 1:01pm

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• Champagne makes nice girls naughty. Just let them drink and they will get all the blood flowing to the sex holes.

  Submitted by takinAshit on Aug 3, 11 at 1:15pm

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• Mom and Aunt Liz are total bitches aren't they?!

  Submitted by zenmaster32 on Aug 5, 11 at 11:37pm

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• Nothing about this sounds fun to a straight man. Champaign is gross, even if it is free booze.

  Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 3, 11 at 10:46am

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• Welcome to my life. :)\n\n(the company is great, champagne optional)

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Aug 3, 11 at 3:03pm

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• Or we could come to my place..... I have two liter bottles of mountain due, and you can barely see the rufies dissolving at the bottom.... Party on, then wake up in a trailer chained to the wall.... Ahh, to be young....

  Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Aug 5, 11 at 12:14am

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• oooh, lightness abound. least he was forewarned

  Submitted by LifeLessons on Aug 3, 11 at 11:25am

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• Arthurlux is gaay.

  Submitted by MadF00L on Aug 6, 11 at 11:27am

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• Story of my life... anyone the least bit suprised?

  Submitted by carter_ronin on Aug 3, 11 at 11:23am

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• Sounds more like his worst nightmare.

  Submitted by BillTheButcher15 on Aug 3, 11 at 11:38am

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• Wow... That's pathetic.

  Submitted by CBizkuit on Aug 3, 11 at 10:14am

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• Personally, I would rather stay home and beat my head against a wall than drink some nasty shit while I listen to two prudish bitches talk about their issues and feelings and whatever else prudish bitches yammer on about

  Submitted by gotemagain on Aug 3, 11 at 1:43pm

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• Damn that’s f ucked up.. skanks

  Submitted by ck24 on Aug 3, 11 at 11:53am

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