It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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