So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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