My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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