I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
