What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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