Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Randomize
