if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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