Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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