I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We just shotgunned beers for America
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
