I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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