If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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