I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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