He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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