i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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