is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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