we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
