Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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