spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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