This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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