I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
there was a trapeze. enough said
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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