i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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