don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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