I want to make a zoo with you.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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