OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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