There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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