there was a book when we were kids (I assume most of you are around 20-something...) called "if you give a moose a muffin" about how once you do that he'll want more and more. there was also "if you give a mouse a cookie". and yes, if you take it out you should do that too...
its true. thats why you should never do the taking off of clothes below the belt yourselves girls. if they want it off, they'll take it off and then you're not obliged to do anything.
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie is the better children's book reference of the If You Give A... Series, there is also If You Give A Pig A Pancake but the Moose was just as powerful, genius analogy!
hahahaha giving a moose a muffin...i only knew about "if you give a mouse of cookie". picturing mooses and muffins just made this even more ridiculous haha
whoever is giving her this advice is doing her a great favor by teaching her the ways, i think if you pull it out and don't do shit with it you deserve to be dick whipped into submission
I'm pretty sure that if you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk.... You don't HAVE to say yes... Although, that is probably bad manners :)
The better-known book is If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. It's a cautionary tale about the dangers of generosity. If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. Then he'll want a napkin to wipe off his milk mustache. It goes on like this for pages until they end up back in the kitchen where he asks for another cookie. I don't know if the OP intended the analogy to be so perfect, but it totally is.
My friend and I always use "If you give a mouse a cookie..." to get out of doing shit! hahahaha
But I agree: if you take out his cock and it was you that initiated it... you have to do something to please it :)
The texter (and quite possibly the textee) have young kids. at the very least, they hang around young children a lot, possibly little siblings or they work in a day care. The analogy to the book is breathtakingly brilliant.
I just have to put my 2 cents in regarding "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" VS "If You Give a Moose a Muffin" debate.
I would have to point out that I believe "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" is the messiah of the "If You Give a..." series. Hands down.
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