He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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