Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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