all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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