Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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