It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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