butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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