dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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