The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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