I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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