I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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