i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
