I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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