Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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