Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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