I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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