I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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