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Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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