Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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