He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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