Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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