All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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