Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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