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  Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.

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• that's entirely awesome

  Submitted by itsbeendone on Apr 11, 10 at 2:35pm

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• This makes 0 sense. Love it tho!

  Submitted by dilorenzo on Apr 11, 10 at 11:12am

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• It's too hot outside for a penguin!

  Submitted by 69_Charger on Apr 12, 10 at 2:48am

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• You're*

  Submitted by PHarman on Apr 12, 10 at 11:43am

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• Penguins r black...and white!

  Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 12, 10 at 7:47am

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• I love you people

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 1:12am

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• I swear on god I know a Kid (he was mentally challenged) who stole penquin

  Submitted by caisey656 on Apr 11, 10 at 7:08pm

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• WTF lol sounds funny tho

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 6:59am

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• Penguins are the shit

  Submitted by Iceman1359 on Apr 16, 10 at 1:32pm

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• Penguins FTW!

  Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 11, 10 at 6:59pm

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• It may not be joilet it could be sterling/rock falls haha. But yes tell me where you get one anywhere in the 815 ?

  Submitted by jrj on Apr 11, 10 at 1:52pm

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• How do you catch a penguin...

  Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Apr 11, 10 at 11:08am

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• This has to be the most legit txt ever

  Submitted by Brunette4lyfe on Apr 21, 10 at 1:02am

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• Gutted. Sucks to be you...

  Submitted by Counterclarity on Apr 11, 10 at 11:01am

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• Haha I know who said this!

  Submitted by blueeyes20 on Apr 13, 10 at 4:32am

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• I want your life!

  Submitted by TehMapleViking on Oct 6, 10 at 4:33pm

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• Penguins!!!

  Submitted by Jjhamon on Apr 12, 10 at 1:02am

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• Geez. Do you feel better now, Clay180? So annoying.

  Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 12, 10 at 2:13am

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• ah, gotta love the 815:)

  Submitted by miaaakayyy17 on May 16, 10 at 2:01pm

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• First

  Submitted by BizMirage on Apr 11, 10 at 10:26am

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• Top of last nighttt but tell me where ur gonna get a fucking penguin in Joliet?

  Submitted by FuhQ37 on Apr 11, 10 at 12:05pm

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  • i think its rockford eaither way i dont think u can find a penguin there

    Submitted by mbthagreat on Jan 2, 11 at 2:59pm

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• Hahah seconddd

  Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 11, 10 at 10:53am

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• This so kept me from being depressed! Haha

  Submitted by demonhunter12 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:44pm

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• I guess they don't know penguins shit every 12 seconds

  Submitted by Zmurfette on Apr 11, 10 at 3:57pm

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• Classically wonderful!!!!!!

  Submitted by doomsday on Apr 11, 10 at 6:22pm

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• Love it!!

  Submitted by xoxghostxox on Apr 11, 10 at 10:59pm

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• that's distugsting to hurt an animal like that by stealing it

  Submitted by siaaaxox on Apr 12, 10 at 12:03am

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• Ps it's Rockford. We were at the zoo in Madison, Wisconsin when this happened. So yeah. Penguins are at the zoo. Dumb asses

  Submitted by lutzow10 on Apr 19, 11 at 5:13am

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• Idk wtf this is about but it's hilarious!

  Submitted by Mithoxamine on Apr 16, 10 at 2:36am

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• Why does everyone assume that the person is still located in that area code? For god's sake they could be in Alaska. It's a cell phone. Allows you to move about the country you know. yeesh.

  Submitted by CIT on Apr 12, 10 at 11:55am

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• Holy shit. Apparently I am somewhat funny. This was my first ever post to tfln. haha. Thanks guys

  Submitted by lutzow10 on Apr 19, 11 at 5:10am

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• I want a penguin SO bad

  Submitted by kara420 on Apr 11, 10 at 9:53pm

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• I'm guessing the receiver of this text didn't want to participate in their heist. So he was denied visitation rights. The sender however, is boss!

  Submitted by acerzz on Nov 2, 11 at 3:58pm

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• Gotta love the 815! Haha

  Submitted by luckylauren12 on Dec 18, 11 at 3:20am

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• I hope one of the Huskies doesn't eat your penguin!

  Submitted by ZacherNIU on Aug 29, 12 at 1:17am

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• It could also be lasalle, Peru, Princeton, walnut...lots of places in the Illinois Valley

  Submitted by crowman9990 on Apr 12, 10 at 8:36am

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• You're dumb. Leave the poor animal alone!

  Submitted by maynard on Apr 11, 10 at 11:41am

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• For God's sake its " "you're" not allowed near him"...

  Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:48pm

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• I wish I knew who this was. I'd love to be your friend penguin theif!

  Submitted by PolarBare on Apr 11, 10 at 10:00pm

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