okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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